Короче учил 11 лет франзцузский. пошел в институт а там английский. Я четок песпесты но нужно в 15 предложениях рассказать о своей судьбе.
вот я начал а дальше нет слов.
Помогите пожалуйста буду признателен. I am a student! My name is Danil . I am from school number 37. I am 20 year. I like drink a tea and eat a cake. I have smile cat. He name is Barathrum. My hobby it is read differents books and journals. I
Раскажи про то где ты живеш и побольше о своих занятиях. Можно еще немного про семью
а не так "я из школы номер 37. я люблю пить чай ,и кушать пирожное" как ети 2 вещи связаны ? Нужно сделать плавный тематический переход или что-то подобное
# 14 гениально, вадсэн! "Я из школы номер 37, там подавали в столовой всегда клевые пирожыынки и чай там был кавайный ^____^ Я люблю пить чай и кушать пирожное!"
ЗЫ *сделал тематический переход* Афтор, тебя сразу возьмут!
автор а тебя не выгонят найух за такой рассказ?
ну то есть накуя им нужен 20летний данил, который любит чай с тортом? кот-баратрум аргумент везкий но не настолько
#20 а если серъезно, сделай что-то интересное, нпример что до поступления ты был миллиардером, тратил деньги на всякую фигню,у тя было море баб,веселья,вилла и ты понял кароч.Потом что ты всё это проиграл в казино поставив на зеро в рулетке или там в покер, ждал флеш рояль на флопе,ну думаю смысл ты уловил.
зы тебя тогда скорее всего не примут, а отправят в психушку,но то фигня, ты жу бывший миллиардер
вот нарыл о коте barathrum -
• яма; пропасть; бездна
• (исконно яма в Афинах, куда кидали приговоренных к смерти)
• адская бездна, ад
• ненасытная утроба, прорва (о жадине)
Как это перевести?
Hello! My name is Danil. I am from school number 37. I am 20 years old. But despite of such a great age, I'm a schoolboy. I study in 8 class. In school everybody call me retarded idiot, but Mom says that I'm special, and this nickname I like more. At school I was very fond of. Upperclassmen always fed me by them feces in the toilet at the breaks. They say that this permission only to the elect. I am proud of my status. Teachers loves and respects me too, but the director sometimes leaves me after school, makes me stand like a dog and sticks something into my ass, but he said that this is regard for my good marks. I think he's good.
If I, I get to know your name
Well if I, could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
I set my sights on you
(And no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
I, I got to be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
#32
Teachers loves and respects me too, but the director sometimes leaves me after school, makes me stand like a dog and sticks something into my ass and singing "You spin me right round, baby", but he said that this is regard for my good marks.
Аффтар, тебе тут плохого насоветуют, не слушай их. Смело копипасть мой рассказ. Он о серьезной жизни российского студента!
Folks, I would like to introduce myself. My name is Danil and I’m student. But 4 years ago the school number 37 was my second home. That’s why all guys from brablay called me wkolyar. Now I'm 20 years old. But it nickname haunts me still. I like to drink. Just like to drink. Well, you understand. I live and sleep with a cat. His name is Barathrum. I gave him this name because I ‘m dozka player. I like Dota as girlfriend! Usually this game takes all my spare time. Parents call me with a bad words, but I don’t care about this. My hobby is creation. I like to create Dota server and play this game a long long time. While I usually eat cake. It’s tasty as a poleznyawki from brablay. My second hobby is meatspin.com. Excuse for the unclickable! I don’t know how make clickable links. Me favorite song is "You spin me round". I sing it very well. Listen: you spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby right round, round, round… It’s very exciting, isn’t it? Ohh, yeah.. Sorry, but I have to finish his story, ‘cause the Black Lord called me..
Another version:
Hello, my name Danil. But in my school which number was 37 everybody called me Daunil. I don't know why but i liked that nick. Let me tell you a little about me and my hobbies. At first i must say that i'm a real 20-yeared doter. As you know all the doters of such age are virgins. So am i. That's why my day usually starts of 30 seconds masturbation. By the way i can advice you one great site which helps me in such a difficult thing as masturbation. It's meatspin.com! After the masturbation i usually have a breakfast which consists of tea and some cakes with polezniashki. Than i go to play dota with other shkolyars having breaks only for masturbation or creating unylyj topics on brablay.ru.
как ети 2 вещи связаны ? Нужно сделать плавный тематический переход или что-то подобное 
А как правильно рассказать что я пью чай с тортом одновременно ?
